Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Sir, your pick is?
Which woman do you prefer ?
1. HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
2. RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
3. WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
4. SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
5. INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
6. SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
7. MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
8. CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.
9. E-MAIL Woman:
Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
10. VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose everything, if you don't try to uninstall her, you will be rendered useless ...
Either way, you LOSE!!
I have a feeling I'm going to be blacklisted becaus of this post :-(
1. HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
2. RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
3. WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
4. SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
5. INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
6. SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
7. MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
8. CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.
9. E-MAIL Woman:
Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
10. VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose everything, if you don't try to uninstall her, you will be rendered useless ...
Either way, you LOSE!!
I have a feeling I'm going to be blacklisted becaus of this post :-(
Faraz Ahmed 11:39 a.m.
5 Comments:
I'm going for a mix of Screensaver and Internet :).
Don't worry too much about getting blacklisted. After you get blacklisted, this humongous weight will lift off your shoulders because you realize you now have the freedom to do and say whatever since you're blacklisted anyways.
Don't worry too much about getting blacklisted. After you get blacklisted, this humongous weight will lift off your shoulders because you realize you now have the freedom to do and say whatever since you're blacklisted anyways.
i can see why you don't have a woman yet, and i pity the fool who ends up with you
She who ends up with Faraz will be a lucky one so stop yer trash talking
Only men can think of women in computer jargon =P Ofcourse there isn't any other specie to compare against. Hehe
The poor bloke who gets all these women wrapped in one.
The poor bloke who gets all these women wrapped in one.
Samar, its good to see some ppl still have a sense of humor :-)
By the way, thanx Muntaka :-)
By the way, thanx Muntaka :-)